Well back to the boat story. We left off on Monday night. We saw a great show that had way too much "butt" for me and Steve, but we did meet some super nice people that night. Mark and Samantha. Little did we know that they were some of the people that I had been chatting with on-line about the cruise.
We were so excited to get on our way to the Grand Cayman that we were up super early and even watched the sun rise.
We got our breakfast and then we headed down to the first floor to wait to get our tender into the little island. Sure enough we were on the 1st tender out and I practically ran off the little tender boat to find our first tour with Moby Dick Tours. We were going to swim with the sting rays and then go snorkeling. It just wasn't meant to be, but we did find out that our new friends were with the same tour! I really was bummed that we weren't going to be able to do what I was really looking forward to, but after getting told that the waves were well over 8 feet all I understood. There were only 3 ships allowed into the emergency port and we were one of them, so we felt lucky that we were able to get off of the ship instead of having another long at sea day.
The Valor....
**We thought that we should send this in for funny signs**
We ended up on a cool island tour for the day. It actually saved us a little bit of money too which was nice. We had 12 people in our group and off we went. It was so funny that driving down the road I noticed a little building on the right that looked really familiar to me. How can it look like I know something when I have never stepped foot on the island before??? Well it turned out to be what I thought that it was! It was a small branch house!
Our first stop was at the governor's house.It was pretty and we saw it best that you could from in front of the gate. The next place that we went was to Hell!! Yep we went to HELL and back! We took our pictures and you can even get your passport stamped in Hell. It was just really little and we took the chance to send out a few postcards to the family. **the girls just got their postcard today, so the mail is a little slow**
It was still a little cold and very windy at this point. Our driver then took us to the Rum Cake Factory where we got to try as much rum cake as we wanted. Let me tell you it was AWESOME!! We did get to see the water and the bay that we would have been seeing the stingrays and let me tell you that the waves were super high. They were so high that in some places they were crashing onto the road. We collected our first magnet of the trip, took a few pictures and were on our way to the turtles.
The turtles were probably the best part of the day! It was a huge turtle place where we could take pictures with baby sea turtles. Let me tell you that they were HUGE! The babies can slap pretty hard until you tickle them under their chin and they go limp. All of them were so cute! I still can't believe that we were able to have that opportunity. We didn't get to spend very long with the turtles but it was long enough for what we wanted to do.

Then it was back in the van and back to the ship. We really didn't have a desire to go shopping or have any other places that we wanted to see so off to waiting for the tender boats to take us back to our floating home, the Valor.
We took a little time to freshen up and took a little nap too. We got dressed for the evening and went to sit with Sam and Marc for dinner. It was better than sitting at our table by ourselves. Dinner was great like always and then we headed upstairs for a PG rated comedy show. Our comedian for the night was Percy Cruz II and he was amazing. I have never laughed so hard in my life and it was good clean comedy!! You really can make people laugh without having to be vulgar. :-)
I think that we went to the main show that night too, but I can't remember. We knew that we had an early day for the port of Cozumel, so we tried to get to sleep before 1 am!
Our Day in Cozumel
Well our day for Cozumel started off early and we had to get up and meet in the theater to wait to get off the boat. This day we were actually docked in a port, so no tender boat today. This was the ONLY excursion that we did with Carnival and it wasn't that great. We had a long 50 minute ride back to the mainland of Mexico to get to the ruins of Tulum. The ride wasn't all that great and I wasn't feeling that great either. It was really bumpy and I was so glad for it to be over.
Once we got onto land, we had to get in groups and get on huge buses that would take us an hour away to finally get to the ruins. The bus ride was fine, but we stopped at a place with really expensive things that I was sure were made in China! It seemed like a waste of time to me, but we had to wait for everyone to get done and we were on our way.
We finally get to the ruins and have a little bit of a walk to them . It was great other than our tour guide wanted us to stay with him for over half of the time that we were able to look around. We only had an hour and a half to get it all in. The ruins were beautiful and were right there on the beautiful blue water. I could not try to explain the beauty of the color of the water. It would be an insult to the beauty of the place. I was really glad that we were able to go, but glad we didn't take the kids with us. After we got plenty of pictures, we headed back to the little shops to eat lunch.
We got a cool picture of us and a huge iguana for only $5!! They took the pictures with your camera and I thought it was a little pricey, but what are you gonna do?!?! There were also some people dressed up like Aztecs and they cussed Steve out for taking a picture of them without paying..........you guessed it there $5!

We went around trying to find some cute dresses for the girls, but to no avail and they were way too pricey anyway. $20 for a dress?!?!? I don't think so. Lunch was okay, but I have had better. I thought it was a little expensive at $8 a plate. The guys were mad that we didn't get a drink and even asked for a tip when I pulled out my exact amount of $16.
I was glad to get back on the bus with my strawberry ice cream that was amazing! Steve had a treat too, but loved the little treats that we got before we were on the bus for the way back. The ride back to the high speed boat was good. It seemed like an elementary school field trip, since the majority of the people took a nap. The boat ride back to the Valor was faster and better. We ended up on the top floor of the boat with the fresh air and listened to a guy sing all the way back. The excursion ended up taking longer than expected and that is why I was glad that we went with Carnival for this one. The boat HAD TO WAIT for us to get back.
We had a great day but we were tried again!! I swear we ran ourselves ragged on this trip with everything we were doing. After dinner we headed down to the Scavenger Hunt game with Sam and Mark. This would be the turning point for us on our cruise. We were having a good time, but not exactly what we had expected. Now for all of you this scavenger hunt was amazingly fun. It has been a long time since we had as much fun as we did that night. The best part was that everything was done with NO alcohol at all! In this game the host asks for you to bring things onto the stage. They can be simple things to very crazy things as we learned while we were playing. Our group was awesome and they came a little bit prepared too. Those other people wanted to win just as much as we did. See you get to win a ship on a stick and let me tell you they are hard to win. They are very coveted on the whole Carnival cruise line in general. **Later in the week, a lady even offered to buy Steve's 2nd ship on a stick!!**
We were group #1 and planned to keep it that way! The cruise director was the host of the show so Goose started with easy things like two sign and sail cards (those are what you use to get on and off the boat and also to buy anything while you are on the boat) and if we had an empty purse. Now the fun begins with Goose asking for a naughty picture, a guy in heels, and a bald man. Easy things, but totally fun things too. I know that they asked for a piece of fruit and we stole a drink from another table because it had a piece of pineapple in it! I got to run up and do the splits! The best part was the very last thing that Goose asked for!!! I was already out of my bra because he asked for 2 bras a few times before. Goosed wanted a man in a bra with lipstick, ear rings, holding a purse all while in high heels. Let me tell you that I have NEVER seen Steve get undressed faster than that night. He was in my bra super fast and while I was getting it on him the two other girls in the group were getting his lipstick on and handing him a purse. Amazingly one girl in the group had really big feet and her hot pink platform shoes fit steve!! Onto the stage he goes in his wonderful attire and guess what?!?!? We WON a ship on a stick!!! I was so excited and so was Steve!!
I will try to get up a few more pictures tonight, but that ends the first half of our cruise. It was sure looking better for the last half than the first. I will try and get another installment done for tomorrow. I am sure that you need a break from seeing Steve anyway!!!






















































